Vol. I · Issue 001Established 2026Historical Market Edition · Price: one bankroll

The Shwing Times

“All the News That's Fit to Trade”
Special Edition · The Trading Floor Is Open

Can You Beat the Market?

One bankroll. Random stocks. Real market history. Absolutely no crystal ball.

Every edition drops you onto a real trading day from the past decade, in front of a real stock — with the tape cut off at that afternoon's close. Our analysts hand you a trade plan. You decide whether to take it, change it, or walk away. Then we turn the page and print what history actually did.

The exchange floor at the opening bell — an original engraving for The Shwing TimesTHE GREAT BOARDtarget▲ AAPL 1.2 · ▼ GS 0.8 · ▲ KO 0.3 · ▼ XOM 1.1 · ▲ MSFT 0.9 · ▼ PFE 0.4 · ▲ JPM 0.6 · ▲ NVDA 2.4 · ▼ DIS 0.7 · ▲ HD 0.5 ·POST 7
The floor at the opening bell. Engraving for The Shwing Times.
Today's Feature

The Great Bankroll Challenge

Your stake: $3,000 in simulated capital. How long can you make it last?
PLAY
Enter the Trading Floor
Already playing? Your game picks up exactly where you left it.
How to Play
1

THE MARKET CALLS

You're handed a randomly selected historical stock and decision date. You can study everything known at that moment — the chart, the indicators, the market mood — but not a single day of what came next.
2

THE ANALYSTS ADVISE

Shwing proposes a stop-loss, a profit target, a share count and a maximum holding period. Accept the house plan, or click Adjust My Trade and overrule the analysts.
3

YOU DECIDE

Choose GO or NO GO. GO commits to the simulated trade. NO GO skips it and leaves your bankroll exactly where it was.
4

THE NEXT EDITION

History is revealed. See your plan's result beside Shwing's original recommendation — only accepted trades touch your bankroll. Then on to the next random edition, for as long as your fortune lasts.
Rules of the Game

Your stake. You start with $3,000 of simulated money (you may choose another amount). There is one bankroll for the whole game.

Shwing's plan. Buy at the next session's opening price. Stop-loss 1 × ATR below the fill, profit target 2 × ATR above it, and sell at the close of session 15 if neither is hit. (ATR is the stock's average daily trading range over 14 sessions.)

Position size. Whole shares only: as many as keep the planned loss within 1% of your current bankroll (about $30 at the start), and never more than you can afford. It is recalculated from your bankroll every edition.

Adjust My Trade. Before deciding you may set the stop (0.25–5 × ATR), the target (0.25–10 × ATR), the shares, and the maximum hold (1–30 sessions). Bigger risks are allowed with a warning; unaffordable or invalid plans are refused.

GO and NO GO. GO adds your plan's simulated net profit or loss to the bankroll. NO GO costs nothing and changes nothing — you still see what would have happened, under both your plan and Shwing's.

How trades are executed. Daily historical prices. If a stock opens beyond your stop, you are filled at that worse opening price — a stop does not guarantee its price. If stop and target fall inside the same day, the stop is assumed to come first. If an opening gap makes your order unaffordable, fewer shares are bought; you never borrow.

Costs. $1.00 commission per side, a 5 basis-point slippage on market fills, the SEC fee (0.00278% of sale proceeds) and the FINRA trading fee ($0.000166 per share sold, at most $8.30).

The record. Every decision is logged — wins, losses and passes, with your plan, Shwing's plan and both outcomes. Download the full record as CSV or JSON at any time.

Game over. The paper folds when your bankroll can no longer fund a single valid position. Reset and try again.

The goal. Grow the bankroll — or at least keep it — and learn which decisions help. Expect to lose more trades than you win: the plan relies on winners being twice the size of losers.